Wednesday, February 27, 2008

From the Diary of Troy Tulowitzki

From the Diary of Troy Tulowitzki...

Dear Diary,

Today was the first game of Spring Training. Baseball is fun. I like it. We played the White Sox. John Danks looked at me funny before I came to the plate, so I took his cutter over the fucking wall. I think he was sad. My team cheered for me. It was nice.

Your Friend,
TT

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Draft Order and Keepers

Dear Fantasy Baseball Diary,

This is a list of all the guys in the league, the draft order (draft day March 18th), and who they're keeping prior to the draft.


DRAFT ORDER

(trades for picks noted)


1. Brandon
(Luke 1st round)
2. Shane
3. Dar
4. Geoff
5. Aaron
6. Paul (Scotty 2nd round)
7. Andy
(Luke 3rd round)
8. Olson
(Andy 3rd round)
9. Scotty

10. Joey
11. Chris
12. Luke (Andy 3rd round)



WHO'S KEEPING WHO?

Shane
A. Pujols 1B
A. Soriano OF
J. Papelbon RP
B. Webb SP

Scotty
Mi. Cabrera 3B
H. Ramirez SS
J. Verlander SP
R. Martin C

Aaron
R. Cano 2B
M. Teixeira 1B
J. Santana SP
A. Ramirez 3B

Chris
T. Hafner DH
R. Howard 1B
J. Rollins SS
J. Peavy SP

Brandon
D. Haren SP
A. Harang SP
R. Oswalt SP
L. Berkman OF

Geoff
P. Fielder 1B
A. Rodriguez SS
J. Beckett SP
J. Lackey SP

Paul
C. Utley 2B
J. Mauer C
G. Atkins 3B
C.C. Sabathia SP

Joey
J. Morneau 1B
J. Reyes SS
C. Lee OF
C. Hart OF

Dario
V. Martinez C
D. Wright 3B
D. Ortiz DH
B. Phillips 2B

Andy
B. Roberts 2B
M. Ordonez OF
T. Tulowitzki SS
E. Bedard SP

Jeff O.
C. Crawford OF
C. Zambrano SP
R. Halladay SP
D. Lee 1B

Luke
M. Holliday OF
G. Sizemore OF
R. Braun 3B
B. Upton 2B

My Keepers

Dear Fantasy Baseball Diary,

For this season, our league decided we would keep 4 players from our last year's team, any off-season trades not withstanding.

Keepers for the 2008 Season
  • Erik Bedard - SP - SEA
  • Magglio Ordonez - OF - DET
  • Troy Tulowitzki - SS - COL
  • Brian Roberts - 2B - BAL

I acquired Tulowitzki from Luke in exchange for Brian McCann, a star catcher for the Braves. He's wanted McCann for a long time, so much so that he even picked up the Braves backup catcher, Jarrod Saltalamacchia, in the hopes that Saltalamacchia could maybe steal him a McCann jock to smell. No, Luke's a good guy and the trade is pretty even stat-wise.

I like Tulowitzki because he plays for the Rockies, who are a production powerhouse. Anyway, i think I've got a good start.


Bedard

He was lights out most of the year, until the end when he had oblique trouble. Arguably the best pitcher in baseball at certain times last season.

Roberts
He was the best player on his team, and he led all 2nd basemen in steals. 2nd basemen are a hot commodity, so it's a no-brainer for me.

Ordonez
He's Maggs. He fucking rocked it last year. You can't not keep him.

Tulowitzki
Like I said, he's a producing player on a producing team. Plus he's young and has a lot of life left in him.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

So It Begins...

Dear Fantasy Baseball Diary,

The 2008 baseball season is nearly underway, and that means my Fantasy Baseball League is also almost here.

This is the second year I've ever played in a Fantasy Baseball league. I play in a league of 12 guys, each one very knowledgeable in the ways of the great American past time. Last year, I made the playoffs and finished a respectable 6th, which is quite impressive for your first time out.

If you didn't know already, Fantasy Baseball is the truest test of a hardcore Baseball fan. Playing other sports requires skill, but not to the degree of Fantasy Baseball.


Fantasy Football?
You pick your team. You have one game a week. Yawn.

Fantasy Basketball?
It's more involved than football, but still few scoring categories. Only 5 positions.

Fantasy Golf?
Fuck you.



In my particular Fantasy Baseball League, we have a team of 24, consisting of...
  • 9 offensive players (8 positions plus utility)
  • 3 starting pitchers
  • 3 relievers
  • 9 reserve players of any position

For the next 162 games, you will live and die with these players. Every week, every series, every game, every at-bat, every pitch will mean something for your team. You'll read all the articles, listen to ESPN radio, read blogs by guys who were at Spring Training and thought they saw so-and-so limping into the locker room.

This isn't for the average bleacher bum. You need to know your shit, or you will crumble before Opening Day like so many crushed peanut shells on the ground at your favorite ballpark.

This blog will be a day-to-day, week-to-week journal of my 2008 Fantasy Baseball season. Prepare yourselves.