Tulowitzki Hits 3rd Home Run In Spring Training

Dear Fantasy Baseball Diary,

From CBS Sports News...

"Rockies SS Troy Tulowitzki hit his third spring homer Thursday against the Padres when he parked a solo shot off Jake Peavy over the left field wall. Tulowitzki now has four hits in 14 spring at-bats, with three of them clearing the outfield wall."

And just as Troy Tulowitzki's spring training HR total increases from 2 to 3, the Man-Crush-O-Meter increases from LISTEN, I'M NOT GAY, BUT... to MY FIRST CHILD MAY BE NAMED AFTER YOU, REGARDLESS OF GENDER.


The full Man-Crush-O-Meter...




It's not a flawless system of measurement, but it does its job adequately. Keep it up, Troy. My future first son Troy (or sexually confused daughter, Troy) thanks you.

*highest degree lyrics from the film Old School.